Tag: Things High Asses Create
Reuben Kielbasa
Reuben Kielbasa
I give all the credit in this creation to the Lord Cheeba, as it guides me to come up with these left field ideas of culinary masterpieces. And here it is: the Reuben Kielbasa. This sausage consists of homemade ground corned beef chuck(because brisket is too expensive to grind), sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and pumpernickel breadcrumbs. The sausage is twisted into kielbasa-sized rings, then hung and smoked for 4 hours. From here, you can grill or pan fry the kielbasa. It can be eaten with sautéed cabbage and fried eggs. It is great on a bun with even more sauerkraut and thousand island dressing. The kielbasa can even be used on a charcuterie board. Anything you don’t plan on consuming in the next week should be wrapped in freezer paper and frozen down.
Equipment
- large bin for brining
- meat grinder
- blender
- sausage stuffer
- Electric Smoker
- meat hooks
Ingredients
- 1 gallon water
- 1 cup salt
- 1 cup sugar
- 2 tsp pink curing salts
- 8 garlic cloves crushed
- 1 tbsp coriander seeds
- 1 tbsp black peppercorns
- 1 tbsp allspice berries
- 1 tbsp whole cloves
- 4 bay leaves
- 5 lbs chuck roast
- 16 oz sauerkraut drained
- 8 oz Swiss cheese small cubes
- 1 small rye or pumpernickel loaf processed into breadcrumbs
- 1 bunch parsley chopped
- hog casings
Wood Chips
- hickory
Instructions
- Mix the brining ingredients together in a large bin.
- Add in the chuck. Brine for 10 days.
- Cut up the chuck into cubes for grinding.
- Grind the corned beef Chuck on a coarse ground grinding plate. Thoroughly mix in the sauerkraut, swiss, pumpernickel breadcrumbs, and chopped parsley.
- Squirt the sausage into the hog casings. Twist the sausage into bologna sized rings; about 1lb each.
- Preheat your smoker to 250 degrees. Hang the kielbasa by meat hooks from the top rack in your smoker. Add the wood chips. All the wood chips to ignite for 10 minutes. Reduce the temperature to 160 degrees.
- Smoke the kielbasa for 4 hours.
- Immediately place the kielbasa in an ice water bath to stop the cooking process. Drain and freeze whatever you don’t plan on cooking in the next week.
Pastrami Tacos
Pastrami Tacos
Another example of what good things marijuana can lead you to. I was getting sick of eating pastrami sandwiches, so my high ass changed it up into tacos. I diced some pastrami and sautéed it with sauerkraut. Then I heated the corn tortillas in the residual juices and assembled the tacos on the griddle; with swiss cheese and the sautéed pastrami and kraut. Finally, I topped off the tacos with finely chopped fingerling chilies. Needless to say, these tacos were amazing.
Ingredients
- 1 tbsp vegetable oil
- 1/2 cup pastrami diced
- 1/2 cup sauerkraut
- 4 corn tortillas
- 1/2 cup swiss cheese shredded
- 4 fingerling chilies finely chopped
Instructions
- Heat up the oil on a griddle over medium high heat. Add the diced pastrami. Cook for 3 minutes.
- Add in the sauerkraut. Cook for 2 minutes. Remove from the pan.
- Add the tortillas to the griddle. Cook for 1 minute, then flip.
- Top the tortillas with the cheese, then the sautéed pastrami/sauerkraut mix. Cook for 3 minutes.
Brisket Tacos
Brisket Tacos
Continuing from where I left off on the Pecan/Oak Smoked Brisket recipe; I followed the cheeba, and this is where it lead me to: brisket tacos. Outside of my homies at Neza Tacos food truck, there are no tacos better. I sautéed up some chopped brisket. I cooked the tortillas in the residual brisket fat left over and assembled the tacos on the griddle. My brisket tacos are topped with thinly sliced anaheim chilies, pickled red onions, cilantro, and horseradish sour cream. The results are that of perfection. Follow the cheeba.
Ingredients
- smoked beef brisket chopped
- blue corn tortillas
- anaheim chilies thinly sliced
- pickled red onions
- cilantro chopped
- horseradish sour cream 2 tbsp sour cream + 1 tsp prepared horseradish
Instructions
- Sauté the chopped brisket on a griddle over medium high heat for 6 minutes. Remove from the griddle.
- Add 4 corn tortillas to the griddle. Cook for 30 seconds on the first side.
- Flip the tortillas. Top with some brisket as the tortillas continue to cook.
- Top with sliced anaheim chilies and pickled red onions. Remove from the griddle.
